You’ve been schmoozing and boozing with every Tom, Dick and Harry at the office, including those you can’t even remember the name of. Some fresh-faced whippersnapper has waltzed in, full of beans and jolly japes, and you’re gobsmacked by their chutzpah. I mean, who do they think they are, the bloody Queen of Sheba? Lucky tip: Keep an eye on that new one. They might be a right laugh but remember, if they’ve got the gift of the gab, they might just talk their way into your job. And wouldn’t that be a right kick in the knickers?

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