Blimey, mate! If you’re pondering a digital dust-up with some keyboard warrior, do yourself a favour and swerve it. You see that bloke who lives for a good ol’ spat? Give him the cold shoulder like he’s got the plague. Job hunting, are you? Consider becoming a globetrotting guide, a bookish publisher or an educator with a cracking sense of humour. It’s your ticket to a cushy life that’ll keep your wallet fat and your heart full. But remember, stay professional. Even when you’re down the pub, don’t be the daft mug who spills their pint on the boss’s lap. As for your lucky charm, it’s the number 7. Yep, lucky number 7! But don’t go playing the lottery with it. It’s more likely to help you find a fiver on the street than to make you a millionaire.

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