There’re a few things you need to consider, innit? You’ve been feeling as lost as a fart in a fan factory, haven’t you? It’s like everyone and their dog’s been trying to shove their two penn’orth into your business, almost like you’re the bloody Houses of Parliament or something. Taking some time to yourself could help you find your bearings, or at least figure out what end of the stick you’ve been handed. Lucky item for you, darling, is a compass. Not because it’ll help you find direction, but because it’s sharp and pointy – perfect for telling those opinion-pushers where to stick it. Go on then, give them the pointy end!

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