Cor, you’re about to take a right cockeyed bash at some sort of artsy-fartsy lark, ain’t ya? Your gobby love for whipping up stuff that’s not just a pretty face but a bit of alright in the usefulness department is reaching fever pitch. Now, if you’re not as thick as a plank, you might just be able to turn this into a nice little earner. But don’t go all barmy and lose track of the dosh, ’cause that would be a right royal cock-up, wouldn’t it? Lucky charm: A flashy calculator – to keep an eye on your quids while you’re busy being Picasso. Remember, even Van Gogh had to pay his bar tab, despite being out of his ear!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!