Blimey, you’ve been tossing about more balls than a hyperactive seal at the circus, ain’t you? No wonder you’re knackered. If you’ve got a tick tock to spare for a spot of rest and recreation, don’t be a muppet and pass it up. Don’t beat yourself up about needing a bit of a kip. You ain’t no bleedin’ robot, and you can’t keep on like a Duracell bunny. Lucky Charm: A tea bag. Because sometimes, all you need is a good cuppa to feel like you’ve won the lottery. Unless it’s that cheap muck, in which case, you might as well be drinking ditch water.

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