Taking the reins of your existence is the finest Christmas cracker you can pull for yourself this Yuletide, love. The chattering classes are in full swing, mind you, pay attention to your own nattering noggin. The whiff of your own BS is just as significant. Prepare to be gobsmacked if you get a sudden urge to chase down your fantasy occupation. Each minor victory is like a pint at the pub, it’ll open the door to another round. And here’s your lucky charm, darling. The number seven – not because it’s particularly fortunate, but because it’s the number of gin and tonics you’ll need to make this horoscope seem like a good idea.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!