There’s no real emergency at work, just some office drama queen throwing a wobbly. Don’t let their knickers in a twist ruin your day, you’ve earned a bloody good time. Kick back and put your trotters up, you know, have a bit of ‘me’ time. It might just give you a fresh pair of peepers looking at those bloody awful spreadsheets. Christmas ain’t just about necking mulled wine and scoffing mince pies till you pop, it’s about juggling the old nine-to-five with a bit of festive R&R. So, get on with it and don’t be a Scrooge! Your lucky item is a Christmas cracker. Pull it with the boss – if you get the bigger half, it’s a sign that a promotion could be on the horizon. If they get the bigger half, well, at least you got a naff joke and a paper crown, right?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!