Blimey, you’ve been so utterly entangled in the labyrinth of work and life’s tedious to-do’s that Christmas has managed to sneak up on ya like a ninja in a Santa suit! It’s about time you pulled the plug on work and gave yourself a breather, mate. Tell the boss to do one for a bit and let you enjoy a mince pie in peace. It’s high time they realised you’re not some robotic workhorse but a human being with a penchant for sherry and rubbish Christmas telly. Your work buddies will be gobsmacked at your audacity, but they’ll secretly admire your brass monkeys for setting some boundaries. And, if they don’t, well, they can go stuff their stockings with Brussels sprouts! Lucky Charm: A sprig of mistletoe. And remember, if you find yourself under it with the office bore, a swift eggnog to the face is always a good diversionary tactic.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!