Blimey, mate, you’ve got yourself a pair of investment choices to ponder over! One’s like trying to ride a bucking bronco – thrilling, but might throw you off, while the other’s a bit more like a gentle trot on the village pony. If you luck out on the bronco ride, you’ll be rolling in the moolah, but if you get thrown off, you might have to start digging in the sofa cushions for loose change. For a bit of luck, why not try wearing something yellow? They say it’s the colour of fortune, you know. Just don’t go wearing a banana suit to your next meeting – it might be a bit too much on the nose!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!