You’re about to need the support of others to help balance out your miserable work life and your dull-as-dishwater social life. This might mean persuading your office chums and those layabouts you live with to change their routines, but when your overall sanity is about to go down the bloody toilet, most of ’em will be willing to meet you halfway. It’s either that or they’ll have to deal with the full force of your crankiness, and let’s face it, no one wants that.” Lucky Charm: “Your lucky charm today is a pint of lager. Not because it’s magical or anything, but because after the day you’re about to have, you’ll bloody well need it. Cheers to that, love!”

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