You’ve got more family affairs to sort out than a Christmas special of EastEnders. But listen here, you ain’t the Queen, so stop acting like one. Instead of trying to run the show like a bloomin’ dictator, why not give unity a whirl, eh? Let the others have a say in the matter. You never know – they might have some corker ideas that’ll save you a few quid. You’d be more shocked than a prude at a nudist beach, I tell ya. As for the lucky charm, you might find an old sock lurking under the bed. Dust it off, wear it and hope for the best. Just don’t blame me if your foot starts smelling worse than a week-old haddock!

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