If a genie were to pop out of a lamp today, you’d probably wish for the clock to speed up towards bedtime. Now, you might be feeling like you’ve found every four-leaf clover in the world, but they’re all missing a leaf. It seems like every time you try to do something, it just ends up a bit pear-shaped. But don’t get your knickers in a twist. Today’s pickle will be tomorrow’s chutney. And here’s a little nugget of wisdom for you: Your lucky number for the day is 13. Unlucky for some, they say, but maybe today it’ll be the cat’s pyjamas for you. Worth a go, right? After all, it can’t be any less lucky than today has been!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!