Blimey, you’re fed up to the back teeth with these cheapskate clients and so-called professionals who wouldn’t know gratitude if it smacked them in the jowls. Do us all a favour and pick the brains of some know-it-all boffin who’s raking in the dosh regularly. Keep serving up top-notch services, and you’ll still be laughing all the way to the bank, even if the economy’s gone tits up. Your lucky phrase for today is “Every cloud has a silver lining,” but let’s face it, in this economy, it’s more like “Every cloud has a lining of cheap tinfoil.”

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