Right, you cheeky bugger, today’s all about rabbiting on, isn’t it? It’s not just about flapping your gums but understanding the codswallop that others are sprouting. There’s a fair chance you’ll be getting a spot of slap and tickle, but don’t get too excited. Come sunset, there’s a storm brewing in your tea cup of a friendship. Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist, how you navigate this pickle is all on your head. Now, for a bit of luck, your lucky phrase is “Bob’s your uncle.” Use it wisely and often, but don’t be a daft wazzock about it. You know, something like “Just told my boss where to stick it, and Bob’s your uncle, I’m unemployed!” It’s a right laugh, innit?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!