Well, love, despite your diary being busier than a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest, it’s still bloody crucial to squirrel away a bit of ‘me time’. The more knackered you are, the more your tolerance for pillocks will plummet faster than a celeb’s career after a scandal. Because you’re wound up tighter than a gnat’s chuff, do your best to turn a blind eye. Which, considering some of the muppets you have to deal with, might not be such a bad thing. Now, here’s your lucky charm for you: a teapot. Yes, you heard it right, a bloody teapot! Why? Well, just like a good cuppa, it helps to brew up some patience. So, next time you’re about to blow a gasket, just remember: keep calm and put the kettle on!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!