Well, love, if you don’t start flapping those gums of yours, you’re going to end up as popular as a fart in a lift. Bottling up all that emotion, you’re like a shaken up bottle of champers – one wrong move and you’re going to pop your cork! So, instead of moping around like a lost puppy, start gabbing. You never know, you might find you’ve got more to chat about than just the weather. Could be the start of a beautiful friendship, or even a bit of slap and tickle. And who knows, you might actually find the conversation more riveting than watching paint dry! And here’s your lucky charm, darling – a four-leaf clover. Mind you, with your luck, it’s probably poison ivy. But hey, at least it’s green, and we all know that’s the colour of envy – or is it nausea? Either way, it’s better than your usual shade of ‘boring beige’.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!