Oi, you reckon a wee bit of retail therapy will perk you up, do ya? Splashing out on posh stuff might give you a buzz for a tick, but it ain’t the ticket to long-lasting cheer. Why not channel your energy into honing your artistic side? A bit of creativity can be a right laugh and might give you more of a kick than adding another trinket to your collection. Lucky tip: Keep an eye out for a lonely penny on the street, it’s said they’re a sign of good fortune. But mind you don’t accidentally step on a crack while picking it up – we wouldn’t want to risk ‘breaking your mother’s back,’ now would we?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!