Blimey, you’ve got something rattling around your noggin like a lone pea in a tin can, haven’t ya? You’re all fired up to chinwag about it, but the more you bang on, the more you’re sounding like a broken record. No one’s too keen on your solo symphony, love. Your other half or the unfortunate sod you’re sharing a roof with is about ready to climb the walls, being squeezed into making a choice they’re as ready for as a nun in a bikini contest. And for your little nugget of luck, your lucky colour is green. But remember, wearing it doesn’t mean you’ll start crapping money. It’s a colour, not a magic beanstalk!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!