Well, well, well, look at you! The social butterfly fluttering around, making friends left, right and centre. You could organise a piss up in a brewery and still come out smelling of roses! But let’s not kid ourselves, darling. You’re more of a favoured pied piper leading the rats, and less of a Gandhi leading a nation. In your personal life, you could do with a reality check. Take a moment from your busy schedule of basking in your own glory and try not to forget those poor sods you’ve been trampling over on your way to the top. Maybe even spare a thought for those who need you while you’re busy hunting for your next Instagram ‘like’. Your Lucky Phrase? “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” A little tip for you, sunshine, repeating this phrase seven times fast is likely to make you sound significantly more intelligent than you actually are. Or at least it’ll give us all a good laugh.

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