At last, you’ll find the bleeding energy and the tick-tock to tackle those pesky jobs you’ve been ignoring like an ignored phone call from your ex. You’ll confess, you could’ve got stuck in sooner, but no, you’ve been dilly-dallying like a lazy cat on a rainy Sunday. Now, the moment of truth has arrived, it�s time for you to pull your finger out and get your act together, you absolute muppet! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? Because even when you’re sinking, it’s always bloody floating, reminding you that, yes, things could be worse – you could be a rubber duck.

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