Cor blimey, you’ve done it again, haven’t ya? You’ve been gobbing off without engaging the old grey matter and you’ve got the whole fam in a right kerfuffle. It’s not bloody EastEnders, you know. You’ve stirred up more drama than a cat in a pigeon loft. Maybe it’s time to face the music and admit you’ve been acting like a right plonker. So, pull your socks up, sunshine, extend the olive branch, and start mending some bridges before you’re left with no one to nick your chips at the pub. And remember, your lucky charm is a rabbit’s foot – although, it wasn’t so lucky for the rabbit, was it?

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