Blimey, if you’ve been sat on your arse, twiddling your thumbs waiting for a bit of a shake-up, buckle your pants ‘cos it’s all about to kick off. Some sort of pitch or opportunity’s gonna come knocking, and you’ll have to boot your old commitments to the kerb to make room for the new ones. This kind of switcheroo will have you buzzing like a fridge. If you’re still feeling as useful as a chocolate teapot, you might get the hankering to have a go at a spot of self-improvement. Now, here’s a little titbit for you: Your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right, my love. A rubber duck. Not only good for a giggle in the tub, but apparently it’s a beacon for good fortune too. Who’d have bloody thought?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!