Blimey, mate! Your career’s going through more ups and downs than a kangaroo on a trampoline! And your wallet’s got more moths than a bug collector’s convention. But remember, none of this is your fault, so don’t get your knickers in a twist. You’re just caught in the middle of a cosmic game of cricket, and it ain’t half-time yet! The real root of the problem is that pillock you’re sharing digs or desk space with. Their past antics are popping up more often than a randy mole in a garden party! They’re creating issues faster than a gossip magazine at a celebrity wedding. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Every cloud has a silver lining” – although with your luck, it’ll probably turn out to be tin foil.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!