Good heavens, you’re being told to tread more lightly than a cat on a hot tin roof. The more you nitpick, the less likely your boss, who couldn’t spot a mistake if it was dancing the Macarena in front of them, will have a pop at your efforts. You’ve got the chops for this gig, so it’s time to show them all what you’re made of, even if that is 90% coffee and sheer audacity. As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you read that right, a rubber duck. Use it to float above all the office politics, and if anyone questions it, just say it’s your new stress toy. Plus, it can double as a weapon of mass distraction.

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