Your chum or desk jockey mate’s reliability is on the blimmin’ chopping block, innit? They’ve cocked up somethin’ fierce, but don’t go thinkin’ they’ve done it for a laugh. Still needs sortin’ out, though, don’t it? Even if the whole thing goes pear-shaped, maybe think about cutting ’em some slack. Wot’s that phrase? Oh, right – “There’s no use crying over spilt tea”. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Keep your wig on!” Might help when you’re faced with a right royal cock-up. And remember, it’s just as useful when your lottery numbers don’t come up as when your mate’s knocked over your pint.

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