Cor blimey, ain’t it grand to spread the love, be it with your time, talents or that stash of biscuits you’ve been hoarding. But don’t go all willy-nilly with it, you’re not the bloody Bank of England. They know you’re a big-hearted bloke, or a lass with your heart in the right place, but don’t go chucking it all away like a drunken sailor on shore leave. You’ve got to look after number one, you do. You’re just as important as the rest of those scoundrels. Oh, and here’s your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do you any good, unless you’re into eating salad. And your lucky phrase? “I’m not as daft as I look.” Repeat it often enough and you might even start believing it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!