You’re about to be dragged, kicking and screaming, into a right old pickle with a mate or that nosy parker next door. You’re all revved up to jump in like a superhero on a tea break, but then you realise you couldn’t find a solution if it was tattooed on your backside. So, to save yourself a bit of aggro – and let’s face it, we could all do with less of that – why not pass the buck? Chuck ’em the number of someone who might actually know what they’re on about? Your lucky item for today, darling, is a rubber duck. Why? Because when you’re up the creek without a paddle, at least you’ll have a bath toy to keep you company. It’s a laugh a minute, isn’t it?

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