Blimey, you’ve got a right kerfuffle on your hands, haven’t you? The changes toddling along in your life right now might be giving your career a cheeky nudge in the right direction, but they’re giving your personal life a bit of a kick in the knackers. You’re all about keeping a stiff upper lip and using your noggin, but that’s a bit of a sticky wicket when it comes to understanding the emotional gobbledygook of some relative who insists on wearing their heart on their sleeve. On this day of blinding surprises, perhaps your best strategy is to stop whinging, park your bum and let it all blow over. And here’s your lucky little snippet: your lucky colour is puce. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Puce? That’s a bit of a cock-up!” But hey, it could be worse. You could be stuck with magnolia. Or worse, beige. So, embrace the puce. It’s not every day that you get a colour that sounds like a sneeze.

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