Your love life’s on the up and up, mate. You’ll feel like a right Superman, ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound – or at least get out of bed without stubbing your toe. Balance is coming back, like a boomerang with commitment issues. You’ll feel like the cat’s pyjamas, the bee’s knees, the dog’s bollocks – pick your favourite animal’s clothing or body part. But don’t think you’re suddenly going to wake up to a life that’s all tea and biscuits. No, mate, that’s not how it works. Keep your head out of the clouds and your decisions as practical as a pair of wellies on a rainy day. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Bit clich�, innit? But hey, if it works, it works. Just don’t go blaming me if you step in dog muck whilst looking for one.

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