Blimey! You’ve managed to scrape together a bit of nous, ain’t ya? Particularly about the importance of doling out your good fortune like a drunken sailor on shore leave. You’ve been grafting like a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest to get your dosh situation sorted. Now that you’re flush with cash and can splurge like a lottery winner in a sweet shop, don’t forget to sprinkle a few quid to those poor buggers who’ve had your back during your climb up the greasy pole of success. Slap on some green, mate. It’s your lucky colour this week. But remember, too much of it and you’ll look like a bloody cucumber, won’t you?

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