Blimey, you didn’t reckon it’d be like pulling teeth to get a bit of help from your so-called mates, did ya? You’re juggling more tasks than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest and to top it off, there’s a family kerfuffle brewing at home that’s about to kick off big time. Some poor sod needs you, and they need you quicker than a rat up a drainpipe! Lucky charm: A horseshoe. ‘Cause with the way things are going, you might as well try your luck at the races. At least the horses don’t answer back!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!