Listen up, you muppet. You’ve been strutting about like a peacock in a chicken coop, thinking your charm’s as potent as a pint of bitter. Well, newsflash, you’ve ruffled some feathers, and not in a good way. There’s a chum of yours who’s been left looking as sour as a lemon after some cheeky comment you’ve made. They’re about as thrilled as finding a soggy chip at the bottom of their takeaway. But, hold your horses, there’s hope yet. They’re willing to give you another go, probably because they’re as daft as a brush. So, pull up your socks and get your act together. This is your golden ticket to not being a complete numpty and actually showing some respect. And for your lucky charm, you’ve got the number 7. Yes, that’s right. The same number as the amount of times you’ve probably stuck your foot in your mouth this week. Consider it a reminder to keep your trap shut before you offend someone else.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!