Alright, love. Don’t throw away a day potentially dripping with calm and joy, just because there are a few jobs lingering around and the rest of the lazy buggers haven’t lifted a finger. You’re not bloody Mother Teresa, alright? Give it a rest. Besides, with all the running around you’ve done lately, you’re more likely to get a knighthood than a thank you. Lucky phrase for you, darling: “Not my circus, not my monkeys”. Remember, you’re not the ringmaster, you’re just the clown in the big shoes. And don’t you forget it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!