Oh, you’re absolutely gutted, aren’t ya? Your partner or some lovey-dovey chum of yours couldn’t give a toss about your sniffles and wheezes. You’re absolutely cream crackered from their unjust finger-wagging – they’ve got more gall than a Christmas goose. Now, brace yourself for a right barrel of laughs. Some interfering old relative, or worse, an in-law, is about to dish out a generous serving of advice, as welcome as a skunk at a garden party. Lucky phrase for you: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” Though in your case, it’s more like “A mother-in-law in the hand is worth two in the compost heap.” Just remember, that’s your little pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!