If your so-called mate is giving you a pat on the back one moment and then doing a Houdini the next, it’s clear they’re as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The hurdles you’re stumbling over now are about as challenging as a sudoku for a five-year-old and you’ll conquer them as sure as eggs is eggs. There’s a whole supermarket aisle of help available for any pickle you find yourself in, so stop your whinging! Your lucky phrase for the day is “Bob’s your Uncle” – it’s as British as it gets and it might just turn your day around. It’s about as useful as a chocolate fireguard, but it’s worth a shot!

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