Corral your chums who are just as daft about your peculiar obsessions. Having a chinwag about your quirky convictions with the rest of the oddball brigade will give you a right giggle. Playing the role of a cheerleader for a mate, spurring them on to polish their baffling talent will pump up their ego like a hot air balloon. Your night could take a turn for the romantic, but you’ll be too knackered to spot Cupid even if he whacks you with his bow. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, if you were any good at spotting lucky signs, you wouldn’t be so knackered as to miss a romp in the hay!

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