Well, darling, if you’re getting your knickers in a twist over some dodgy deal, it’s high time you grew a pair and spilled the beans. It’s a right pisser to leave someone hanging who’s relying on your brass farthings. At last, some delayed news hits your inbox. Somebody’s been yapping about trying to get in touch with you, but you’d be forgiven for wondering if they’ve been using two tin cans and a piece of string. P.S. Your lucky number’s 11, just like the number of times you’ve probably been told to ‘get a grip’. Not that it’s done you any good, but hey, who knows? Maybe the 12th time’s the charm.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!