Look here, love, it’s about time you rolled the dice on that dreary job of yours, isn’t it? How about sniffing out a new industry, or maybe even gallivanting off on some long-winded mission? It’s all better than wasting your spark in a stuffy cubicle. Your talent’s screaming for a bit of excitement, not just flipping through spreadsheets all day. So, pull up your knickers and take a wee step towards your dream job. As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck the colour of day-old custard. Don’t ask why, just trust me on this. Stick it in your pocket for the next job interview. Might give ’em a good laugh when they see it, or they could think you’re mad as a hatter. Either way, it’s a conversation starter, innit?

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