It’s all change faster than a chameleon on a rainbow, isn’t it? One minute it’s all tickety-boo and the next, it’s gone pear-shaped. I mean, I know things move quicker than a politician dodging a straight question, but this is taking the biscuit. You’re feeling as rattled as a teapot in a tumble dryer and let’s face it darling, we’ve seen calmer waters in a washing machine. You need a break from this hullabaloo more desperately than a dog needs a lamppost. And here’s your lucky charm: A rubber duck. No, I’m not taking the Mickey, you ungrateful swine. Just remember, when the world seems to be in a spin like a drunken hamster, your rubber duck will always float. It’s a reminder to keep your head above water, even when the world’s flushing itself down the loo. And if that doesn’t work, it also makes a cracking bath-time companion!

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