Blimey, you’re in a right pickle, ain’t ya? Got yourself knotted up in some chum or local’s dramas. It’s beyond belief, really, how it all snowballed. One good deed, then another, and now, you’re about as keen to disentangle yourself as a dog with its head stuck in a bin. Goes to show, being a Good Samaritan isn’t always the ticket to a thank you card, more like a one-way pass to the loony bin! As for your lucky bit, let’s go with a lucky escape: “A narrow squeak with a ferret”. It’s as bizarre as it sounds, but then again, so is your current situation. So, keep an eye out for those slinky creatures – they might just be your ticket out of this mess!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!