Well, darling, they’ve given the gig you were eyeing up to some other mug. You might feel miffed, but hold your horses, because this is more of a hidden jackpot than a kick in the knackers. Watch from the sidelines as the poor sod tries to wrangle their paycheque out of the tight-fisted gits. You’ll be grinning like a Cheshire cat, thanking your lucky stars you dodged that flaming bullet. Now, love, your lucky charm for the week is a horseshoe. Not that I’m suggesting you become a farrier or start collecting horse dung, but it might just keep the dodgy deals at bay!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!