Gettin’ your knickers in a twist over a tiff for power? Bollocks to that! You ain’t keen on playing ‘King of the Castle’ with some berk who’s on par with you. So, rather than throwing your hat into this kerfuffle, pop your clogs and leg it. The world’s your oyster, darling, full of jolly good opportunities just begging to be cocked up. And for your lucky sentence, remember this – “Every dog has its day, unless it’s a cat, then it’s screwed.” A bit of advice? Keep a rubber duck in your pocket. Might not bring you luck, but it’ll give people something to talk about when they pat you down.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!