Listen here, sunshine, seems like there’s a bit of a jumped-up nobhead at your workplace who reckons they’re the Queen of England, bossing everyone about. They’re trying to shovel their rubbish tasks onto you that don’t even fall into your job description. What a cheeky sod! Make sure to tell them to jog on and not take advantage of your good nature, you’re not their bloody skivvy! Your lucky charm today is a rubber duck. Why, you may ask? Well, just like this rubber duck, let the nonsense roll off your back and float on by, and besides, it’s just as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!