Bloody ‘ell, you might find yourself in a bit of a tiff with your nearest and dearest today. Not to worry though, these little squabbles will be over before you can say “Bob’s your uncle!” Just be a bit careful with your gab and watch your words when you’re having a chinwag or tapping out a few lines online. Don’t let anything slip that you might want to take back later. And your lucky charm for today? A dapper-looking umbrella. Might just save you from some unexpected British drizzle, or a pigeon with a dodgy stomach. Fun fact: They’re also great for waving about to make a point during heated debates.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!