Are you gawping round for a new job then, mate? Fancy sending your CV to one of those nit-picky, stickler-for-details companies? At first, you might be shaking in your boots, thinking you’re about as capable as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest. Well, chuck those doubts in the bin, mate. Don’t faff about, roll up your sleeves, and bung your hat in the ring. You might find it as interesting as watching paint dry and as rewarding as finding a fiver in your old pair of jeans! And here’s a bit of a giggle for you � today, your lucky item is a jammy dodger biscuit. Yes, you heard me right, a jammy dodger! Because let’s be honest, with your luck, you need all the jammy dodging you can get!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!