Gov’nor, you’ve got this uncanny knack of picking up on the feelings of your chums and workmates, ain’t ya? You’re like a mind-reading superhero, responding to their cockamamie ideas in a way that puffs up their egos like a balloon at a kid’s party. If you’re playing the single game, keep an eye out for a sensible, affectionate, and faithful mate. After a few rounds at the pub, you’ll know if you’ve landed your perfect fish. And here’s a cheeky little nugget for ya: Your lucky colour is purple. So go on, wear it with pride, you’ll look like a walking Quality Street. It’ll be good for a giggle and who knows, maybe you’ll charm the pants off your next date!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!