Blimey, brace yourself, love! That job you put in for yonks ago, the one you thought was as likely as a snowball’s chance in hell? Well, you’re about to get an eyeful. A big shot company wants to put a ring on it. Yes, you! Don’t get your knickers in a twist; it’s not a wind-up. This posh mob reckon you’re the bee’s knees. And why not, eh? Who wouldn’t want a slice of your pie? And here’s a little nugget for your good fortune. Your lucky item? A rubber duck. Yes, you heard right, a rubber duck. Keep it in your pocket, talk to it, bathe with it. It might not make you the sharpest tool in the box, but at least you’ll be the cleanest.

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