Blimey, if you’ve got a bee in your bonnet about other people’s beliefs, put a sock in it, love! Even your best mate will get their knickers in a twist if they have to defend their choices. That prickly pear of a workmate, who’s always ready for a barney, is actually just gagging for a bit of validation, poor sod. Rather than being a right old wind up merchant, try buttering up your mates and colleagues by noticing their strong points. You’ll be surprised how much cosier your gaff and office will become. Here’s a bit of how’s your father: “Your lucky colour this month is pink. Slap it on everywhere. It’ll either make you look like a flamingo on steroids, or a candy floss vendor. Either way, it’s sure to get you noticed.”

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