Listen, darling, you may be as thick as two short planks, but shockingly, the gaggle of misfits at your workplace think you’re the bee’s knees! If the mood’s more downbeat than a funeral at a clown convention, have a chinwag with the bigwigs about how to make the worker bees feel less like they’re buzzing around in circles. Little gestures, like splashing out on a round of sarnies, could perk ’em up more than a double espresso on a Monday morning. And for a bit of luck, here’s a tip for you: try wearing red. It’s apparently a lucky colour. Just make sure you don’t look like a walking fire hydrant, you don’t want to give the office dogs the wrong idea!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!