Blimey, you’re shoving your principles down everyone’s throats like a bad curry after a night at the pub. These red-tape loving numpties are putting a right spanner in your works, making your job harder than finding a vegan at a barbecue. Give your gaffer a nudge about this codswallop situation. Suggest solutions that make everyone as happy as a bulldog chewing a wasp. And, for crying out loud, bang on about fairness like it’s the last pint at closing time. Your lucky charm, darling, is a squeaky rubber duck. Why? Because just like you, it floats on the surface, making noise and not giving a damn, yet still managing to bring a smile to people’s faces.

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